eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
*history teachers crying*
After all these years ive finaly learned his real name
Dance, Dance (Acapella) - Fall Out Boy
I didn’t know they said ‘joe trohman is lame’ oh my god
haha sorry to show up to your house unannounced but uhm haha you unfollowed me?? haha im sure it was a mistake, may I come in?
watching yourself being replaced by people better than you
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”
We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)
sometimes you don’t need to find someone else
Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.